I liked the ‘80s.
Not for the fluorescent socks or for those sexy leg warmers the girls used to get around in.
I loved the Karate Kid. I wanted to be him. Well, not Ralph Macchio, ‘cause he was kinda skinny and had a bad haircut.
I wanted to be a Karate champion and do the ‘crane’ - you know, that move he did at the end of the movie to defeat his nemesis Johnny Lawrence. You don’t remember? The move that could not be beaten! It was awesome.
I even thought about taking up Karate. But I didn’t ‘cause then I decided I wanted to be a fighter pilot after watching Top Gun. Because they get all the girls, you see.
Ahh, the naïvety of youth.
But some things are better left in the ‘80s. Sure, we had fun, but times have changed. Marketing has changed, but I’ve come to realise some businesses are still stuck in the ‘80s.





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